call me purl. twenty two year old engineer with far more interests than time and a propensity for drunk blogging. for more info, check out my about page.


Sisters :)

i’ve seen posts on tumblr say that “pissbaby” is an ableist term bc it’s making fun of people who can’t control their bladders but like?? is that really… it…..?? i always assumed pissbaby was just like, adding a ~delightful descriptor to baby, not to literally infer that they’re someone who suffers from bladder issues, or has ever been used to refer to/mock someone with bladder issues but, like, correct me if i’m wrong„,


which issue do they kiss

there’s little joy in life for me,
and little terror in the grave;
i’ve lived the parting hour to see
of one i would have died to save

one of my coworkers had a friend get pulled over by a cop in Georgia for speeding and the cop gave him a warning and as he turned to leave he muttered “no one goes through Georgia that fast…” and the friend just instantly shot back with “Sherman did.” He got a ticket.


Clint Barton + Coffee.


being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"


*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation


Sergeant Barnes original costume redesign.