i’ve seen posts on tumblr say that “pissbaby” is an ableist term bc it’s making fun of people who can’t control their bladders but like?? is that really… it…..?? i always assumed pissbaby was just like, adding a ~delightful descriptor to baby, not to literally infer that they’re someone who suffers from bladder issues, or has ever been used to refer to/mock someone with bladder issues but, like, correct me if i’m wrong„,
one of my coworkers had a friend get pulled over by a cop in Georgia for speeding and the cop gave him a warning and as he turned to leave he muttered “no one goes through Georgia that fast…” and the friend just instantly shot back with “Sherman did.” He got a ticket.
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation