call me purl. twenty two year old engineer with far more interests than time and a propensity for drunk blogging. for more info, check out my about page.

ssupmp:

Sisters :) 

http://ssupmp.tumblr.com/post/94172582921/sisters

i’ve seen posts on tumblr say that “pissbaby” is an ableist term bc it’s making fun of people who can’t control their bladders but like?? is that really… it…..?? i always assumed pissbaby was just like, adding a ~delightful descriptor to baby, not to literally infer that they’re someone who suffers from bladder issues, or has ever been used to refer to/mock someone with bladder issues but, like, correct me if i’m wrong„,

zeeewa:

which issue do they kiss

http://zeeewa.tumblr.com/post/94267712639/which-issue-do-they-kiss

there’s little joy in life for me,
and little terror in the grave;
i’ve lived the parting hour to see
of one i would have died to save

http://buckybarks.tumblr.com/post/88399374293/theres-little-joy-in-life-for-me-and-little

one of my coworkers had a friend get pulled over by a cop in Georgia for speeding and the cop gave him a warning and as he turned to leave he muttered “no one goes through Georgia that fast…” and the friend just instantly shot back with “Sherman did.” He got a ticket.

wnterwidow:

Clint Barton + Coffee.

http://wnterwidow.tumblr.com/post/90171259638/clint-barton-coffee

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

http://hi.tumblr.com/post/58653016774/being-the-last-person-still-laughing-too-much-at-a

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
"Yup."

http://tyleroposey.tumblr.com/post/91564870152/tom-is-our-master-horticulturist-he-knows-all

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

http://zodiacbaby.tumblr.com/post/65762522316

onorobo:

Sergeant Barnes original costume redesign.

http://onorobo.tumblr.com/post/95147983424/sergeant-barnes-original-costume-redesign